OK so you want to join my flann club because I'm good looking, cute and highly talented for a bear, but if you do that I will deny everything, after all this is meant to be secret. You can't tell a soul, human soul that iz. Firstly I don't want to go back in the glass cabinet and my fan club is bears only!

You can contact 'her who thinks she's in charge' by calling her smart, creative and blissfully unaware of what we've bean up to.

You can try her shop, even though we're not allowed in there anymore, she says we distract the clustermers. Besides, we have fun when she's working anyway so do we care? Her shop is in Ringwood in Hampreston Hampshire, that's in England you know! The address is 43 Christchurch Road and it's a bright yellow cream honeysuckle type of colour bilding. There's also a postcode if you want to donate some money to the hunny jar fund, it's BH24 1DG. Susie has a phone in there too, itz not as good as this Internett thing, but she likes it and the number is 01425 470654.

Hey, who said I should be in the Antique Bears portrait gallery? It was the Fursa World War and Bearaq I saw action in so I'll do the funny stuff, if you don't mind. Umph, bears - who needs them!